partnering for a better tomorrow
Ah, Verichip, I say unto you ...
Partnering for a Better Tomorrow:
"VeriChip and Ricoh to Demonstrate VeriTrace(TM), an End-to-End Implantable Tagging Solution for Remains and Evidentiary Items at the 2006 National Disaster Medical System Conference"
- http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/ticker/article.asp?Symbol=US:DOC&Feed=BW&Date=20060424&ID=5662031
Let Katrina speak ! ... for instance: If all NO residents had been "chipped" we would know more easily who was lost, who not accounted for, and body locating cost would have been much less ...
A company spends millions of dollars to produce a product no one wants. Company sales force visits homes for mentally challenged, encouraging family caretakers to "chip" their loved one so that next time he decides to take a flyer from the compound, he can be located more easily. Even though they consider the offer, and the money that is offered to take the offer, they decide against ...
Parents are urged to "chip" their children so next time they are kidnapped ... but wait a minute. The "chip" makes it easy to identify the remains. The "chip" is not a beacon through which the child can be tracked. Deception ... ?
Older "parents" are urged to "chip" their pets. Makes it so much easier when Fifi gets off the bus in Portland for her "mom" in the Bay Area to know her whereabouts once Fifi is delivered to local animal shelter ... or if Fifi is flattened by a bus tire ... but wave all the wands you want at every cat you see and you will not see Fifi until you are within 10 feet of her fluffly little body.
Okay ! Mr. Chairman ? Bernie here has got an idea just might get this company in profit.
Tell us about it, Bernie ...
Bernie: Well, I was thinking about all those people coming across the borders, you know, without papers ? There are more and more of them all the time, and some people are unhappy there are so many people in the U.S. who are not here legally - taxpayers complain about them getting free services, committing crimes and getting away, bringing drugs in, you know ? So I was thinking if we could get Congress to pass a law saying all those foreign immigrants here without proper papers - 12 million of them I think now - if we could get an arrangement so all those people could stay in the U.S. on the condition they have to carry one of our RFID tags ...
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And there the course of human history changed. Americans loved the idea: " Okay, let 'em stay, but we will know where they are every minute, and when their time is up ... we'll ship 'em back where they came from. "
Stupid Americans. They did not understand that once it was okay for "others" to be chipped, it was only a day or two before it was okay for THEM to be chipped. Our agreement includes a yearly maintenance fee of $80 to keep each chip activated. Without activation, the chips do not function at banks and stores. It is not possible to pay or to be paid, to buy or sell without an activated chip. Our stock is now the most heavily traded on the exchange ...
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Partnering for a Better Tomorrow:
"VeriChip and Ricoh to Demonstrate VeriTrace(TM), an End-to-End Implantable Tagging Solution for Remains and Evidentiary Items at the 2006 National Disaster Medical System Conference"
- http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/ticker/article.asp?Symbol=US:DOC&Feed=BW&Date=20060424&ID=5662031
Let Katrina speak ! ... for instance: If all NO residents had been "chipped" we would know more easily who was lost, who not accounted for, and body locating cost would have been much less ...
A company spends millions of dollars to produce a product no one wants. Company sales force visits homes for mentally challenged, encouraging family caretakers to "chip" their loved one so that next time he decides to take a flyer from the compound, he can be located more easily. Even though they consider the offer, and the money that is offered to take the offer, they decide against ...
Parents are urged to "chip" their children so next time they are kidnapped ... but wait a minute. The "chip" makes it easy to identify the remains. The "chip" is not a beacon through which the child can be tracked. Deception ... ?
Older "parents" are urged to "chip" their pets. Makes it so much easier when Fifi gets off the bus in Portland for her "mom" in the Bay Area to know her whereabouts once Fifi is delivered to local animal shelter ... or if Fifi is flattened by a bus tire ... but wave all the wands you want at every cat you see and you will not see Fifi until you are within 10 feet of her fluffly little body.
Okay ! Mr. Chairman ? Bernie here has got an idea just might get this company in profit.
Tell us about it, Bernie ...
Bernie: Well, I was thinking about all those people coming across the borders, you know, without papers ? There are more and more of them all the time, and some people are unhappy there are so many people in the U.S. who are not here legally - taxpayers complain about them getting free services, committing crimes and getting away, bringing drugs in, you know ? So I was thinking if we could get Congress to pass a law saying all those foreign immigrants here without proper papers - 12 million of them I think now - if we could get an arrangement so all those people could stay in the U.S. on the condition they have to carry one of our RFID tags ...
_
And there the course of human history changed. Americans loved the idea: " Okay, let 'em stay, but we will know where they are every minute, and when their time is up ... we'll ship 'em back where they came from. "
Stupid Americans. They did not understand that once it was okay for "others" to be chipped, it was only a day or two before it was okay for THEM to be chipped. Our agreement includes a yearly maintenance fee of $80 to keep each chip activated. Without activation, the chips do not function at banks and stores. It is not possible to pay or to be paid, to buy or sell without an activated chip. Our stock is now the most heavily traded on the exchange ...
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